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Biostatistics Poetry, Humor and Miscellany

  • A Biostatistics Joke


Two biostatisticians were having trouble in their relationship.

"Why are you so mean?" she said.

"I don't know, why do you keep calling me average?" he said.

"Don't you realize I am far more than 95% confident I love you?" She said

"Well, what if I'm only 95% confident?"

"You can be a real F-Statistic sometimes, you know that?"

"Look, you know what our problem is? It's not me, it's not you, it's μ"

She said, "Yea, you're right, we're both at fault, let's not make this type of error again"

"Okay" he said.

And they lived happily ever after...

David Maron