Biostatistics Poetry, Humor and Miscellaneous

12 Days of Biostats
by Gayle Springer


I've Got a Grecian Urn
    - Audio
    - PPT
by Terry Lee


You Sample Thing
By: Kathleen Dooling

(Sung to the tune of You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate)

I believe in intervals
Where you from
You sample thing
I believe in intervals
Since alpha is strong
You sample thing

Intervals right before my eyes
You sample thing got me hypnotized
Don't stop what ya' doing
What ya' doing to p
My hypothesis from above lying next to z
How did ya' know that I'd be the null
Been a long time sampling only just begun
Your Standard Error makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sample thing

How did ya' know I needed p so badly
How did ya' know Iíd increased n gladly
Yesterday I was one of a confused people
Now you're lying next to z
Making sense to me

You sample thing
I believe in intervals
Since alpha is strong
You sample thing

Only yesterday I was on my own
Just another day later my mind was blown
You sample thing came into my life
95% Confidence Interval, it feels so right
How did ya' know that thereís no overlap
z was so big baby, it was off the map
Writing songs that force D-W to sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sample thing

How did ya' know I needed p so badly
How did ya' know Iíd increased n gladly
Yesterday I was one of a confused people
Now you're lying next to z
Making sense to me


 

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